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| GEORGE JOHNSON |
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[16 Jan 2010|01:11am] |
I kicked Igor's ass!
I mean, I know that he's a skeevy little hunchback dude and I'm a big scary dragon, but still.
We saved the day! And I helped! Using dragonness.
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[28 Dec 2009|12:17am] |
That was a completely awesome party, Queenie! Thanks for inviting me!
And Amy! Thank you for the presents. I got a lot of comments about my medal at the thing. Folks asking the story behind it, that kind of thing.
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[22 Dec 2009|02:08am] |
This Big Band Party Thing is going to be so awesome, yes or very yes?
I mean, it's built right into the invitation. You get this sucker in the mail and you think, "Yeah, it's a party, but is it going to be spectacular?"
And then you read it.
And it's not going to be spectacular, no. It's going to be the most spectacular.
"Wow, the most spectacular event of the season," you're saying! Well you did not read your invitation clearly enough, my friends, no.
Right there, black and white. Well, green and white. "The most spectacular event of all."
Of all.
I need a new tux!
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[20 Dec 2009|03:15am] |
Holy shit, Violet's a badass! (If you don't want to click, or you're reading from your phone or whatever, that's Violet totally punching Mister Broadway right in the face hole!)
Also, they have apps that let you post videos directly from your phone now! I love the Droid.
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[18 Nov 2009|01:11am] |
Phoebus is right! People should all get along. And if taking off my shirt is how it's got to go down, then it's a good thing I went to the beach a couple weeks ago.
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[13 Nov 2009|09:38pm] |
So I was going to buy one of those "I Survived the Neopolis Zombie Apocalypse!" shirts. But I figure, you know, most people have, and that doesn't really describe the depths of my survival expertise.*
So instead, I really wanted to advise survivors. You know, in case I'm ever living on the mainland and this shit happens again, yo.
So check out my new bag! Are you jealous?
Yeah, you're jealous.
*How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse
1. Be a dragon
2. ????
3. Profit
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[31 Oct 2009|12:46am] |
I got poop in my 'fro!
I love my hair. This is a travesty.
Tuesday, if these aren't your birds, I'm gonna eat them. If they try to poop on my head again, I'm going to eat them anyway.
[ETA:] That's it, these bitches are bird food.
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[27 Oct 2009|05:28pm] |
So this guy shows up at a Halloween party with a naked woman riding on his back. The host comes up to him and says, "Dude, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm here for the party."
"You're supposed to come in costume!"
"I am in costume. I'm a snail."
"How is a naked girl on your back a snail costume?"
"Oh, easy. That's Michelle."
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[21 Sep 2009|09:36pm] |
Did anyone else see Jessi Evans on Bavardage the other night? She looked completely different!
I wonder if she can still do the tattoo thing. 'Cause that was cool.
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[11 Sep 2009|01:49am] |
Nice weather tonight. Think I'm going to sleep outside.
So if anyone is in my neighborhood and sees a big scary monster on top of someone's roof, don't worry about it. It's me. And the roof is reinforced.
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[02 Sep 2009|08:54pm] |
I completely forgot it was my birthday yesterday until my dad gave me my present!
(It was an Xbox.)
This is what zombies do. They ruin you by making you forget your birthday.
It is a tragic thing, is what it is.
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[31 Aug 2009|12:34am] |
Can't wait to get these guys to the medwing and go to bed, la la la...
So if any of you were in Gothics, and you had to turn my hoard into weapons or something, that's fine, but if Percival isn't there I'm going to be grumpy.
Just sayin'.
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[30 Aug 2009|01:06am] |
It's weird looking out there and not seeing any lights or anything.
Ngl.
Kind of scared of the dark.
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[28 Aug 2009|11:55pm] |
I don't think I can make it back to the dorms! Gonna stick around here 'til the dead die down.
ALSO, anyone who's in the Gothic dorms, you can have my steaks in the fridge. If Nardo didn't eat them all.
ALSO also, do we still have to take the PD final? Only my books are in my room and I'm not.
ALSO also also, I breathed fire on some of the zombies, so try not to get burned, please. Just a heads up.
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[24 Aug 2009|02:52am] |
Tuesday: Geology
Tuesday: Advanced Transformative Theory
Tuesday: Pyrotechnics
Thursday: World History II
Thursday: Zombies, Weres and Vampires: Monsters in Film
Next Monday: PD
Is there a word for when you get hit with the finals bus? 'Cause three in one day is kind of a lot. It could be worse, I could have all five, but still. I got glanced by the finals bus. It was a near miss. I got knocked on my tail.
It hurt.
But hey! Hey! Extra day to study! Anyone needs to study for Pyrotechnics or ATT or Geology tomorrow, I'm your man!
Dragon-man.
...Just a dragon.
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[22 Aug 2009|03:18pm] |
Question!
Since break is coming soon, does that mean I can eat the spiders in the dorms? If someone else wants to, that's fine, but if they're just going to go to waste while we're gone...
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